No te ates a la cocina. Prepara tu tostada… para llevar! Ahora podes tener tu tostadara en cualquier lugar que tengas tu laptop. Inserta una rodaja de pan y en 7-9 minutos tendrás la tostada perfecta que sólo podrias obtener de una computadora. Ganador del premio Floppy disc de oro 2006 para mejor periférico de cocina.
Don’t be tethered to the kitchen. Take your toast…to go! Now you can take a toaster everywhere you take your laptop. Insert a slice of any bread—white, wheat, even rye—and in 7-9 minutes, you have the kind of perfect toast you could only get from a computer. Winner of the 2006 Gold Floppy Disc Award for Best Cooking Peripheral.
No, the products aren’t real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in an Onion gift box, and watch as they struggle to feign enthusiasm for a smoke alarm that would probably kill them if it were real. Or take joy as their faces fall upon realizing there is no such thing as a hat-affixed pocket accessory, nor a personal debris removal system—just a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy.